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Nice White Ass

December 19, 2006

Nice White AssI added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.

That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.

Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.

What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?

I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.

I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!

I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!


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Dazed and Confused

Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?

After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???

“L-I-V-I-N”


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Seahawks Suck

December 15, 2006

Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.


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Marijuana Vaporizer

December 14, 2006

I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very Marijuana Vaporizerefficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.

The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.

This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.

Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.


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