Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch! | October 22, 2007 |
Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”
Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.
Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:
After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.
Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.
Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”
Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.
Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.
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