I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie: “Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : hiii Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : just checking in with you Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : last i recall you had a pretty great site Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : and well sensationalcash is booming Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : and i want u to be part of it Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) : Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) : We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks… Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) : ok, we did Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) : and it does not suck Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) : more than one person? never heard of that… Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) : well i mean MY COMPANY Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) : well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting. Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) : YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE! Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) : huhn? Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) : sorry, i will leave you alone” Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.

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Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.

When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.

When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”

She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.

I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.

The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.

Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.

I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.

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Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!

I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.

When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.

My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!

I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.

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Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.

The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.

These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1

Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2

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The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.

I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.

I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.

I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.

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My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”

Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!

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I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.

If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.

Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?

I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.

Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.

The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.

Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.

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