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Off to Vegas

January 12, 2007

Mia BangI’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!

Agenda:

  • Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
  • Bet and win on NFL playoff football
  • Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
  • Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)

Prognostication:

Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!

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Naomi vs. Gina Lynn! Who has the better ass?

January 11, 2007

Gina Lynn assThe biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!

Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).

A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!

Gina Lynn Jeans Ass

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Win a Deluxe Vaporizer!!!

January 10, 2007

Marijuana Vaporizer is having a free contest and giving away a Deluxe Marijuana Vaporizer to the winner!

Contest Rules:

The problem with vaporizers without a fan is that the vapor condenses onto the clear glass dome.Marijuana Vaporizers

The vapor ends up being very concentrated. It is a waste to remove this vapor with cleaning products. Because the vapor is extremely potent and has sensational affects.

The person who comes up with the best method to collect the vapor from the clear glass dome, will win a Glass Deluxe vaporizer, retail value is $169 US. The runner up will receive a Mini Blue vaporizer, retail value $99 US.

The vapor collected can be used to smoke, vaporize, cook or drink. So please get your thinking hats on and help the vaporizer community.

Competition closes on the 28th of January. Winners will be announced on the 3rd of February.

Please submit your ideas to Mark Levin affiliates@purethc.com .


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Vegas and Friends

January 8, 2007

Julie McCoyI have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.

Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”

I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.

Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?


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Tight Ass Bitch for Howard Stern Show’s JD

January 3, 2007

Kimberly KaneKimberly Kane has a very tight little ass.

Of all the pornstar ass that JD could have, he chose the skimpiest little ass. He could have had chicks like Naomi or Tiffany Mynx, but instead chose this skinny little tight ass… I can’t figure it out.

Counting down to the AVN Awards Show. I will be there to report on The Howard 100 News, who will be doing a documentary for Howard TV on JD and Kimberly Kane. That’s right! A behind the scenes look at the Howard 100 News Team on the job in Las Vegas!

SIRIUS Internet Radio.


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Nice White Ass

December 19, 2006

Nice White AssI added Kayla Marie’s nice white ass to the video tour.

That means, if you join Lucky Ass, you’ll be able to find her nasty ass scene inside the Double Bubbles Video Theatre.

Some of you may be wondering if the filled out questionnaires in the video tour are authentic. Well, all I can tell you, is that I read it somewhere. But, if you ask me, they sound like bullshit. Likely, they are written by some dude who is slapping content together in a back room.

What does it matter? Kayla Marie’s ass is one nice fucking piece of ass no matter what she has to say. With your tongue buried between her cheeks, and her squealing, what difference does it make what movie or book she likes?

I will be attending the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas in January and am hopeful that I will get the chance to worship Kayla’s perfect round ass, there. Not just her, of course, but there should be a bevy of ass to worship, and I will have my camcorder, and I will return with some great ass video interviews to share with you.

I’d love, more than anything, then to get my face between Naomi’s perfect round ass cheeks. I’m also hoping to get some good ass video of Tiffany Mynx. Man, does she have an incredible ass!

I’ll be looking to post some Tiffany Mynx content here, soon. So, stay tuned!


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Dazed and Confused

Did You see Matthew McConaughey on Monday Night Footballl last night?

After giving us a rundown on his new film We Are Marshall (basically, lecturing us on the human spirit, like he is Tony Robbins, now, or something), he concluded his visit by thanking all his fans and advising, “Just keep on livin’!”. Apparently, he really is the character he played in Dazed and Confused (Wooderson) in real life! How cool is that???

“L-I-V-I-N”


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Seahawks Suck

December 15, 2006

Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.


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Marijuana Vaporizer

December 14, 2006

I finally went out to one of the head shops downtown (Asheville, NC) and bought myself a vaporizer for $200. It works easily, gives a really good buzz, and is truly smoke free. The one problem with it, is that it is not very Marijuana Vaporizerefficient. That is, one would get more high by smoking marijuana, then they would by vaporizing it. Though, if you are desperate, one can always roll a phatty with their vaporized weed. It will still get you high.

The vaporizer I bought is very cool looking, but I am unable to use it currently. It is missing the whip (the long tube you smoke out of). Actually, I do know where it is. I hired an intern when I had an office for 6 months in downtown Asheville’s Flat Iron Building (I started www.flatironporn.com at that time… its still in the works). He ended up stealing a couple things from me, because he was slimy that way. One thing he took, or threw out, or never returned, was the unique scoop to my coffee maker for measuring the beans. The other thing he took was the whip to my vaporizer. He would use the whip as a pipe and smoke out of it.

This intern guy totally disappeared without a trace, once I gave up the office and moved back home. Since I haven’t been smoking all that much, recently, I haven’t bothered to replace the whip as of yet.

Buying the nice looking vaporizer is really not necessary. There are one’s that are cheaper that will work just as well. The MarijuanaVaporizer.com is a good place to buy a vaporizer online. They have plenty of models to choose from.


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Best Ass in the Porn World

November 28, 2006

The finest ass in the World that fucks on video has to be NaomiNaomi's perfect round ass‘s perfectly round ass. And one of the most amazing things about her ass, is that she is Jewish. Never in the World has there been a Jewish ass created that is as fine as hers. If your a Jew, and your parents have resigned you to marrying a Jew, well here is the nice Jewish piece of ass you can bring home to mom.

Naomi’s story is fucking amazing. She had only fucked one guy before doing porn, and she was married to the lucky bastard! And, this lucky bastard was such a dumb ass, that he started fucking their boss on the side. When Naomi found out and left him, she decided the perfect revenge would be to become a porn star.

We should all give thanks to the dumb ass who cheated on her. I hope for his sake it was worth it (I’d like to see the ass on his boss). If it wasn’t for his stupid ass decision to cheat, we never would have been able to see Naomi’s ass split open, licked, fucked, and worshipped.

Gonzo porn is a style of making porn videos that was originally developed in the 80′s by legendary porn director John Stagliano, a.k.a. Buttman. The idea, is that the video is taken like a home movie. Everything is in the first person, with the camera operator talking behind the camera while filming. It is like, the one man band of video making, if that makes any sense.

With the advent of the internet, gonzo porn is now widespread. Therefore, Naomi can be seen in real live fucking scenes all across the internet.

Besides our premium area here at Lucky Ass, where one can see some great streaming video of Naomi, one can also view Naomi at great porn sites like Ass Parade and 40 Inch Plus.


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